Wombats Deported From Peru

The Wombats have had a minor disruption to their preparations for the Dodgeball World Championships, while finalising their training at altitude in the mountains of Peru. During a visit to Machu Picchu, one of the wonders of the world, the Wombats had an impromptu training session. While throwing the balls around, Tim knocked over a wall causing the collapse of a number of buildings.

“The place came down like dominos. It’s not too bad, it’s not like anyone lives there” Tim explained when questioned by Peruvian officials. “It was old anyway.”

After a small altercation with Peruvian law enforcement, which resulted in a number of casualties, the Wombats were escorted to the Peruvian border and asked not to return.

The Wombats are returning home and are finish off preparing for the Dodgeball World Championships.